24.12.09 @ 9:18 PM
Telemarketing is lol.
Ok so the first week of my telemarking job has ended, much to my dismay. Because my pay has been significantly lowered, from $500 to around $300. Why must Christmas EVE and New Year EVE be holidays as well... :/

Now, my job involves calling companies and verifying and obtaining information from them. I've recently found out that getting E-mails of company mangers is really hard. There are some instances in which my calls ended up in major failure, and hilarity ensues. Here is a short excerpt from my most retarded call.


Lying is harder than it looks

Me : Hello, i'm calling from *CENSORED*, and i was just looking to verify some basic details of your company with you, if that's alright.
Fag : Err.. ok but make it fast.
Me : Alright sir, may i have the address of your company?
Fag : Oh, i'm on the road now, bye. *Hangs up*

(I F***ING CALLED HIS OFFICE NUMBER!)